Shark Bites

I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

(Source: naragun, via thewaterdoesntlikeyou)

  • "How much?"
  • "So what do you like?
  • "Top? Bottom? Versatile?"
  • "Give me the royal treatment, then."
  • "I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."
  • "So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"
  • "Can you.. Do that again?"
  • "You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"
  • "You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."
  • "Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."
  • "I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."
  • "In the day light we don't know each other."
  • "It was on the house."
  • "You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."
  • "No feelings. That was our deal."
  • "I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."
  • "You the one who called for an all nighter?"
  • "My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"
  • "I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"
  • "It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."
  • "Of course it's a fake name!"
  • "This isn't a date, it's business."
  • "I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."
  • "I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."
  • "Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."
  • "What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"

[-Fluff Meme-]


Send ❣ and I’ll generate a number from 1-25 to see which prompt we get. [Specify muses if necessary].

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  • "I don't actually love you."
  • "I just said those things because I didn't want to hurt you."
  • "The only reason I'm here is because I hate you."
  • "They say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer..."
  • "I'm not actually who I say I am."
  • "You don't actually know me."
  • "Listen, about my past... It's not pretty, but you need to know."
  • "Honestly, if I hadn't promised someone I'd be frank with you, I'd probably spout more lies and run away."
  • "I don't think you love me. I think you like the idea of having me around."
  • "Truth hurts, don't it?"
  • "You'll never be enough."
  • "You can't do it."
  • "You're not strong enough to do that."
  • "You're nothing but a immature, little girl/boy hiding away inside an adult body."
  • "We're going to die."
  • "I'm cheating on you."

Your Muse Sees Mine Being Flirted/Harassed And Mine Obviously Doesn’t Like It, How Does Your Muse Respond?



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I want to _____ you.

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Send “I dare you to kiss…” with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.

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Send me a word and I will write a drabble with our characters: »


Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria -


youre a 10 and i look like im 10

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